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Dear All This will be the final post for the Sisters of Pervitude. Life and the T'interweb have moved on and this blog can no longer keep up with the information and comment that is delivered almost instantaneously on Social Media such as Twitter/Tumblr etc. I have decided therefore to finish with my guilt of not posting and suggest that those of you who like our writing style, the fact that we

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Sisters It seems some rare footage emerged this week from the midsts of time when once the Lord was indeed a Lord of Time not just Pervitude. This footage it seems was secreted under Jennie Fava's bed in West London and during a recent clear out, she put it in a bin where it was discovered by a fan and posted to the epitome of all viral videos, Ur Tubes R Us.  As you can see from the

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Dear Sisters et al Having just spied the above image of loveliness on the world weird t'interweb I had a sudden urge to.... well never mind what I had the urge to do.... my second thought was that I needed to post said bounty on the blog for all to perve peruse. I particularly love his *oh god the fangirls are after me again* face, but to be quite honest David, if you will sit with your

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and followers I am fully aware that some of you may have abandoned the sisterhood temporarily due to the recent vow of silence that the Sisters felt the need to impose upon themselves. This was a simple test of faith and those of you who remain steadfastly on the path to Pervitude have proved the most faithful and devoted followers of the Lord Teninch.  The

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The preparations are beginning for the long awaited pilgrimage of the The Sisters to Londoom and our audience with the Lord Teninch Himself. This year, as with the previous pious pilgrimages unto thrust stage of Shakeyland and the more intimate venue of the Novello, our stalking is being planned with military precision. The worshipping will of course begin at a local hostelry with line of sight

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Dear Sisters and Acolytes All this nonsense with #superinjunctions has led the Sisters to discover that Ryan Giggs (who? I hear you cry) is not the only famous person to walk over to the dark side recently. It seems our Lord of Time and Space himself *praise be His Name and Teninch* has had a little saunter over that way aswell... I can only gaze with mouth open at the visions that were

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Sisters, It seems the Lord is being a tad shy following his Press Night. Maybe he is feeling guilty having three nights out after the theatrical performance on the bounce! So it was Convent (sorry Covent) Garden on Wednesday night for the after premiere party, then on Thursday a late, late supper at the Ivy (allegedly) with friend, journalist and fellow thespian Helen Lederer  and finally, a

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The Sisters have combed t'interweb this very morn for the ultimate prize, visions of the Lord *praise be his name and Teninch* enjoying himself at the Much Ado About Nothing aftershow party. There's also one or two of his mates and a rough-looking wannabe daddy in law! Beware, there are disturbing scenes of a Child being escorted off the premises as she over-stayed her curfew! As an added bonus

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers As the more astute of you will know, tonight is Press Night for MAAN. The Sisters send all best wishes to everyone concerned - Break a Leg and all that. In advance of PN, some more pics are emerging which show our Lord Teninch in a most advantageous light and looking very relaxed upon the stage with his mate Catherine. It seems that Catherine is about to go to a

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Yes Sisters, Acolytes and sundry pervers Our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* has been previewing his new masterpiece upon the boards of Londoom's most prestigious West End.  There has been some fandom leakage of the details and those who are of a disposition to avoid "spoilers" need to stop reading NOW!  For the rest of us sane fangirls, some of the more salubrious details to emerge

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Yesterday was a day of sadness for the Sisters as it saw the passing of Elisabeth Sladen who we all fell in love with in the seventies and eighties as Sarah-Jane Smith - the most faithful of companions. If Tom Baker was MY Doctor, then Sarah-Jane and K9 were MY companions and when Sarah-Jane met  our Lord Ten-Inch in School Reunion, it made this fan-girls year! Sarah-Jane and her Sonic

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I know that you all would want to join with The Sisters in wishing Our Lord David of the Teninch many happy returns for his 40th Birthday. Hip Hip........ Hip Hip......... Hip Hip........ To honour this most Holy of days in the Sisterhood's year, please find below the Lord in all His Glory (please avert eyes now if you are of a nervous disposition) Tennant x

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The Sisters are busy seeking alternative employment due to being CONDEMned recently. Normal service will be resumed shortly In the meantime, here is the pic our Lord *Praise his name and Teninch* had removed from the Daily Fail website earlier this week. All say "awwwwwww" Tennant x

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Here is a selection of the best perving images we have used over the last 3 years. ENJOY!

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Sisters, Acolytes and Faithful Followers, Well its been quite busy since I last blogged. I won't bore you all with the Lord Teninch's comings and goings (though I fear with the Child about to pop there have been precious few *cough* comings for him lately) However, I do feel there are some moments of note that the Sisters cannot let pass without comment. The Lord has been undertaking some

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Dear Sisters and Acolytes T'is the First of March and I have been seriously neglecting the Blog. There are dust bunnies under the photograph albums and some naughty child appears to have broken in the stained glass window and scrawled "Pixie woz 'ere and iz stayin' put" across the Sisters' prized collection of memorabilia signed by the Lord Teninch himself! So after some hands-on, get down

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Whilst perusing the many craven images of the Lord at the RT party yestereve, I stumbled across this one which appears to have been taken late on in the proceedings. I fear from the glassy look in his eyes and the red ears that the Lord may have imbibed one over the eight glasses of shampoo during the evening! Nice to see him letting his (shorter) hair down with his mates, Phil "the Producer"

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers As any follower of the Lord worth their salt is aware, the Lord *praise be his name and tennich* has graced the Radio Times Covers Party with His Presence this very evening. Nice to see the Red Nose Day suit getting an airing before it gets covered in baby puke. All I can say is *wibble* Tennant

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What a start to 2011 indeed Sisters.... The Lord and Child are apparantly "besotted" with each other and are planning to tie the knot in an unspecified location on New Year's Day scarcely less than a twelvemonth from now. An unnamed "source" has spilled a few tasty morsels of this news to Her Majesty's Gutter Press and they have had a feeding frenzy which apparantly had greatly displeased the

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 Speccy Love Pics.... So we are finally bidding a fond farewell to the twelvemonth of 2010 which has seen our Time Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* take his leave of the Tardis, venture less than successfully across the pond and end up doing some very dodgy sleb impressions on the fourth channel for a not-very-amusing quiz show hosted by an animated turd. It has certainly been a year of

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There would have been a witty Christmas day blogpost here except that Blogger decided to crash and dump the whole thing as it was being posted. So you will have to make do with this pic. Happy Xmas - NOT!

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and other wonderful followers I am full of apology this blog as I have neglectful of my Sisterly duties in duly reporting the comings and goings of the Lord David Tennant *praise be his name and Tenninch*. Long have the comments on the previous blog lain in my inbox, untended and unread by the masses and much do I regret disappointing the Lord's followers in this way.

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Dear Sisters So the Coca-Cola advertisement returneth to 40" altars around the land signalling that the Festive Season is now upon us. This year the celebrations in the Sisterhood will be somewhat muted by the lack of our Time Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* adorning our televisual equipment. One acolyte has spotted that the Lord is to be found in the company of naughty schoolgirls in

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and Followers, This day, the eleventh day of the eleventh month in the year of our TimeLord *praise be his name and teninch* Two Thousand and Ten will go down in the Annuls of the Sisterhood as one of the darkest of our tenure upon this fair land. Yes Sisters, this is the day that an image appeared on the world wide T'interweb confirming our worst fears to be true. Such

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 Dear Sisters, The Lord left us bemused and confuddled on the night of last Monday with his rather bizarre appearance on what was billed in the most Holy Radio Times (other listing magazines are available) as a "comedy panel show". He was, as always, accompanied by a small blonde of the female persuasion - no not The Child on this occasion but by the very delectable Rita Simons (aka Roxy

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As the world and her pet micropig know, the Lord *praise be his name and teninch* has been media whoring Single Father around the chat show circuit this week. We have been variously treated to his dulcit tones on the transistor radio, and his gorgeous visage upon the 40" Altar both for Auntie Beeb and the other, commercial, lot! When not busy promoting his works, he has been treading the

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Dear Sisters and Acolytes, I have been remiss of my pervitudely duties lately and need to beg the forgiveness from my fellow sisters and acolyte followers of this meagre attempt at communicating with the perving masses. Not only have I not put fingers to keyboard in weeks except in toil and twittering, I have been unfaithful to the Lord in the shape of a shirtless Bradley James (Prince Arthur

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers As you all have discovered, our Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* did step out amongst the luvvies of Hollyweird at a little annual shindig called the Emmy's on Sunday eve. Many fangirls were heard to utter a little *sigh* when seeing the Lord all clad in Gothic black with those pointy boots upon his size 11s. Discerning fangirls also muttered quietly

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Sisters, Acolytes and followers, News has reached us that the publicity machine for one of the Lord's great works is starting to swing into action. Tomorrow, the wondrous pamphlet the Radio Times (other listing magazines are available but i wouldn't bother) has printed the Lord's name on it's front cover to ensure that an additional 100,000 copies are bought by hormonal women who are

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In the downtime between the end of Decoy Bride and the commencement of Fright Night, I feel that the arse of our Lord *praise be his name and tenninch* is in need of some attention. (By arse I mean his physical attribute upon which he seats himself, not the small blonde thing which is often appended to his body). So here are some wondrous sights that have graced the 40" altar, or been allowed to

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers I am sure that by now you will all have seen the visions of our (Time) Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* which have been liberated from the Island of the Man. I fear for the sanity of the costume designer on the set of Decoy Bride. Perhaps she felt that by cladding the Ten-inch in tartan and teaming this with a paisley shirt, she would cause permanent

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Sisters et al I am given to writing this on my newly acquired Blackcurrant so forgive it's brevity and lack of craven images to worship. I will endeavour to add such beauties when I can surgically remove the daughter of satan from the laptop of holiness. So it seems our Lord *praise be his name and Teninch* is sojourning is the Isle of the Man for a few weeks shagging the locals, who

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and Followers May has been a time of turmoil and troubles for the Sisters and hence we apologise for the lack of blogs. It is good to see the end of this month which has seen the satanic marriage of Dave and Nick resulting in chaos in local LALAland services for the wee ones. You will be pleased to hear that the Sisters are rounding off this month of mayhem with a

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Yes, of course, today has been the day that we celebrate our Lord's twenty-nineteenth birthday. We trust that He has spent the day in commune with his wondrous family in the place of his birth as befits such an auspicious occasion and that he has eschewed the company of a common fame-hunter and her wretched hangers-on. In celebration of the Lord blessing this earth and all females who do walk

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Dear Sisters And so as we exit Lent with an uplifted heart and our souls cleansed, ready for another year of perving the Lord *praise be his name and teninch*, the Lord himself has furnished us with a glimpse of the future. Some pics of the filming of Single Father in his native Glasgow have been decorating the T'interweb this week and they gladden the Sisters' hearts to see the Lord clad

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers Early this morn the Sisters were in receipt of a missive which doth please our hearts greatly. The Daily Fail did write upon the T'interweb that Sophia Myles (aka 'Soppy' or 'the Biatch') is coming home to Eng-er-land to favour her considerable *talents* upon the set of Spooks, thereby replacing the indomitable Hermione Norris and taking her rightful place

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Sisters, Acolytes and followers, Please forgive the parcity of blog posts as of late. I doubt that I need to remind our fellow followers of pervitudity that we are currently in Lent. Lent is of course the period of the pervitudinal year leading up to that most holy of holydays - Easter, which is previous years has been the traditional time of resurrection of our (Time) Lord *praise be his name

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Sisters Firstly we give thanks for our recently joined acolytes. To the Sisters' surprise we have now reached a grand total of 60. It seems that the Lord continues to attract followers to His Church e'en though he is no longer providing personal sermons from the 40" altar. May our new acolytes gain some semblance of solace and comfort in the House of Pervitude whilst the Lord *praise be his

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Our Lord *praise be his name and Ten-inch* seems to be keeping himself busy doing good deeds and charity work whilst waiting for his call -up from the Colonies. On Tuesday this week he was to be seen breaking bread and sharing a cup with the needy of the media world at the David Tennant Covers party - sorry I mean the Radio Times Covers Party. He was seen comforting the likes of Jimmy

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Sisters, Acolytes and Followers Well, what visions we have had of the Lord this week. This Sister has been o'ercome with joy and lustful thoughts brought on by delicious and varied combinations of beard, neck porn and velvet. Our Lord *praise be his name and teninch* began this pervfest by braving the arctic conditions which nearly brought the country to its knees barely a week ago

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and Followers And so we start another year of the Sisters' blog. A year of uncertainty as to what our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* has up his most glorious sleeve and when and where we might see him next; a year of excitement rather than predictability; a year of expectation and anticipation. The Sisters are most looking forward to discovering where the Lord's

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and followersOur (Time)Lord Ten *praise be his name and Tenninch* has finally passed the keys of the rusty Tardis to the toddler and is moving on. We thank him for the years of alien fighting, weekly magazine articles, full size posters and bendy action figures. Life will be different without seeing his face on cakes in Tesco and underpants in Asda, but the Sisters will

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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! click on the last pic for an extra special Xmas pressie! :)THE LORD *PRAISE BE HIS NAME AND TENINCH* IS BORN AGAIN! Tennant xxx

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and followersAs we approach the season of goodwill to all men and trolls, Sister Shagwell and I felt a Christmas song was in order. We have adapted a well known verse in honour of our Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch*On the First day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to me A Ten-inch in a TardisOn the Second day of Tennantmas, my true Lord gave to meTwo Blackpoolsand a

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Sisters and AcolytesI bring to you news that will cause distress across the green and pleasant land of Blighty. Earlier in the week the Holy book of Sun published the sacred schedules for the Christmas perve fest. For the past few years this has not proved to be cause for concern. Our Lord (praise be his name and 10”) would deliver his Christmas present to Womankind at around 7.00pm. There would

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SistersWell here we are, a week on from our Lord of Time *praise be his name and teninch* bending the laws of time unto His will and in the process setting in train the series of events which will ultimately lead to His own destruction. Many parts of the world weird T'interweb are awash with spoilers and theories, trying to second guess what Sir Russell ('The Tease')Davies may have in store for

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Sisters Visions of the Lord have been many and wondrous this week. As requested by the Sisters and Acolytes, the Lord donned the blessed brown velvet to cross swords with the sainted Graham of the Norton. He excited many beating fangirl hearts by daring to show a little leg as he made himself comfy next to Johnny *big man* Vegas on the plush red sofa. A sneak peek of the show has been previewed

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Sisters and AcolytesI am sure that it cannot have escaped your notice that today marks the first day of the press junket which surrounds the appearance of the Waters of Mars on the 40" altar on 15 November 2009 at 7pm. So it was that it came to pass that the Lord did appear to the world on the 40" Altar clad this very morn in a suit of finest grey stripes . He was free of stubble and looked fresh

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SistersThe T'interweb is humming with news that the Lord has greeted the great unwashed of Londoom tonight at the premiere of his new Big Screen outing in 'Glorious 39'.The after-premiere party has moved to the Lord's favourite eating house - The Ivy - which as we speak is no doubt besieged by paps looking for that perfect picture. Of course, the Sisters' perfect picture would be the Lord leaving

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Sisters and AcolytesWinter is nigh! In the cold and dark of this Sunday morning, we mere mortals will attempt to tamper with the fabric of time and space itself in an attempt to gain an extra hour to perve our Lord *praise be his name and teninch* in the land of Nod. The time vortex that will be created around the world as we steal an extra hour of sleep will call the Lord forth in his Blue Box

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-52942823516735808212009-10-21T22:45:00.003+01:002009-10-21T23:02:22.318+01:00

Sisters and AcolytesThis blog post started as a response to a comment on the previous post, but actually developed into a bit of a rant so I decided to make it a full post. It follows on from the anonymous comments we have been getting lately and a question posed to us. Firstly to deal with the Anon posters, it seems we need to find a way to distinguish between our various "anonymous" readers (

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-91434912907240811352009-10-14T22:23:00.004+01:002009-10-14T22:45:27.802+01:00

Dear SistersIt seems that the Lord has gone into hiding this week as there have been no sightings of Him *praise be his name and ten-inch* since the Sisters commented on his freeloading and frequent attendance at Premieres on a school night. There is talk that He may be in LALAland once again - racking up those debits against his carbon credits for driving a Toymota Penis. There has also been a

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-77098779743877123062009-10-02T12:50:00.004+01:002009-10-02T14:55:48.907+01:00

Sisters, Acolytes and T'interweb Followers (and the lovely FiatPanda!)We have arrived in October and the Sisters have been reminiscing about a certain Hallowe'en weekend last year spent in the company of Our Lord *praise be his name and Teninch*. Personally I have purged from my memory an episode of public singing and the morning after effects of the very large Vodka poured by a fellow Sister.

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com30tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-69475287754323229442009-09-18T18:03:00.007+01:002009-09-18T23:20:14.352+01:00

Sisters, Acolytes and stubble lovers of the T'interweb,The leaves are turning golden, the nights are closing in and the weather has turned colder so I thought we all needed a bit of Gorgeous Lord Tenninch to cheer us up. Firstly, a pic from his recent Tour de Force on the otherwise dreadful Christian O'Connell Solution show wearing a very familiar flowered shirt. You may notice however, that the

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Dear Sisters and AcolytesI see we have reached out and touched some new acolytes this month and we warmly welcome them all into the family of pervitude. We hope you have finally found your spiritual home and will remain perving happily till the end of your days. If not, and you find the Sisterhood less than you had hoped for, then good riddance and don't let the door hit you on your way out! As

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com15tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-91480546218729434142009-08-14T22:39:00.004+01:002009-08-15T09:42:36.900+01:00

TENNANT OUTEDTimelord turns Gaylord....by Shhhitt Stare-er"The Child" was in hiding from fangirls world wide after it was revealed her ex lover, David Tennant, announced he was homosexual...Tennant made the statement via his new Twitter account that he could no longer jump the bones of someone who is barely old enough to stay up after 9pm. He also admitted to shagging the entire female payroll at

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Dear Sisters and AcolytesThese last 10 days or so have seen much excitement amongst the Sisterhood with the Lord's much heralded and awaited sojourn in LALA land. We understand that he travelled with a certain chat show host known as Tosser - sorry Wossy (always get that wrong!), his flame-haired spouse and their excitable female offspring. This combination must have made for an interesting time

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-58862052175358227752009-07-19T14:06:00.007+01:002009-07-19T14:43:50.049+01:00

Sisters and AcolytesThis very week saw the publication of the new audio book in the Hiccup series - How to Twist a Dragons Tale being the 5th book in the series. I have extracted a particularly pleasing part of CD2 which I was listening to in all innocence whist cooking tea yesterday evening for some waifs and strays in the West Country. When the Lord began proclaiming and raising his voice to

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Sisters and AcolytesWhat a week it has been for the Sisters of Pervitude. Following the excitement of seeing the Lord *Praise be His name and Tenninch* watching the bat 'n' ball in SW19 last week and the news that he will spend the next 8 weeks playing with his favourite toys in Ealing filmland, it has been another week of revelations. Acolytes have been ferreting away on the T'interweb and

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Dear Sisters and AcolytesWitness the Lord in full regalia and Aviators giving his support to fellow Scot Andy Murray at the Wimbledon sem-finals last Friday. As you can see from the uncropped picture which I also post, he took the Child of the Devil with him. They look as loved up as usual and the frostiness must have been what kept the Lord cool in his 3-piece suit in the soaring Summer

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Sisters and Acolytes June is upon us and I feel we should celebrate the warmer weather and sunshine in true British (and Oirish) style by removing the clothing from our Lord's *praise be his name and ten-inch* torso and gaze in awe and wonder at the deliciousness of the chest hair that lies beneath. We know that the Lord's hair in other places has the effect of destroying bloomers and causing

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Sisters and Acolytes*Praise be to the Lord and his Ten-inch*. Instead of sitting around drawing his dole money since leaving the set of DW last week, it seems the Lord has found gainful employment already (take note Child!!!) This week has seen a flurry of Google News alerts for the Lord fill the Sisters' inboxes. Firstly we had news that the Lord's vocal talents were going to be used once more

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Sisters and AcolytesSo another bank holiday has come and gone and the Lord has bestowed gifts upon the sisterhood. On Saturday our (Time) Lord *praise be his name and Teninch* surprised a DW fan with an unscheduled appearance on the Tardis set just to remind everyone that it is still HIS TARDIS until 2010. The sisters' hearts were a-racing when he poked his head through the door and laid a hand

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Sisters and AcolytesAs we near the magical date of 22 May when the Lord of Time *praise be his name and teninch* will rise into the sky and transform into a floppy haired toddler, pictures emerge of how the Lord's life is undergoing a radical change. On Thursday, our Lord Teninch is snapped emerging from F*cking Gordon F*cking Ramsey's place at F*cking Claridges clad in the Holy White Pinstripe

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SistersThe above pictures bear witness to the parable of the Lord and the Child which was recounted from the Pulpit at the Festival Church Hall last Sunday. As my Sister has so kindly reported earlier in the week, the Lord's name was not taken in vain and he was not honoured with a craven image during the overlong service... much to the disapproval of the congregation and the Sisters in

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-32628230368065007702009-04-29T21:43:00.003+01:002009-04-29T22:36:58.269+01:00

Sisters and AcolytesSunday last, the Sisters gathered at the 40" altar patiently awaiting new holy visions and wise words from the Lord 10" (Praise be upon his name and 10"). Sitting with spatula in hand it was not long before the Sisterhood were rewarded with the sight of the holy velvet and sacred stubble. Across the land many pairs of bloomers combusted at such visions before their eyes. The

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Sisters,The Lord of Time *praise be his name and ten-inch* has been snapped in foreign lands getting ready to go to sleep. The Lord sorely tempts the Sisters with this Vision of Pervitude and we may need to take ourselves off to a place of solitude and commune with spatula and plastic sheeting.I trust that he has a grotty old T shirt on just in case of a Fire Alarm in the middle of the night. I

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-8603478005349853802009-04-11T21:47:00.003+01:002009-04-11T22:09:22.887+01:00

Forgive me Sisters for I have failed in my blogging duties of late. I will punish myself later with a major dose of Casanova followed swiftly by a Secret Smile!Before that however, today we have been celebrating Tennant day. It started with a vision of breakfast delight, moved through elevenses on the radio and finished with a tea time treat! Overload of the Lord Ten-inch - may this day go down

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...till Our Lord graces our ever vacant screens once again with some Tennanty goodness. We are told The weekend of Easter is the time when the Lord of Time shall play with a double decker bus in Dubai with the Deadender. I am sure we are all in for a bloomer destroying evening. I for one am looking forward to The Sunnies being adorned by our Lad. Easter cannot come soon enough,Tennant.x

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-68976545767863657112009-03-21T23:30:00.002Z2009-03-21T23:32:54.653Z

...just the sound of bloomers being destroyed all over the T'interweb. I'm off to solitude now to comtemplate the sinful thoughts of the Lord Ten-inch in shades. Auf WiederseinTennant x

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-85060150277900936612009-03-21T12:39:00.003Z2009-03-21T12:42:47.321Z

Our Lord the 10" has certainly been a busy boy with The Deadender... new images have come to the surface of their jolly to Dubai. The Lad is looking particuarly thudworthy... with sunglasses as part of The Doctor's usual attire. This easter certainly looks to be a bloomer destroying one! Tennant.x

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SistersIt has come to my attention via the auntie BEEBs news on the wireless this fair morn that a clever man in Japan is producing a range of underwear designed specifically for occasions when the Sisters have an audience with the 10" at the 40" altar or in person. Said knickers are designed to be odour - free, absorb water (and other bodily fluids), insulate the body and dry quickly. They also

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-2610554588221129722009-03-18T19:32:00.002Z2009-03-18T19:36:15.820Z

Just a little reminder for my Sisters and Acolytes that Our Lord will be appearing on Watch- Sky Channel 109, from 9pm tonight, in his first outing as the Doctor and WDYTYA, where he researched his ancestors. Many a bloomer may be destroyed whilst watching, but the 10" is worth it. Happy Perving, Sisters.Tennant.x

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Sisters and AcolytesSister Berny is currently in solitary confinement comtemplating the sinful thoughts that she entertained for the Lord's Arse during Comic Relief last Friday night. The unhelpful souls at PC world are unwilling or unable to furnish her with suitable equipment to return to the land of pervedom for at least 2 weeks. Our thoughts and messages of condolence have been imparted via

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Sisters and AcolytesIt is not our Lord (praise be upon his name and 10") who works in mysterious ways, but the Devil. He sent forth his best effort in disguise as one known as Devilina McCallmeaslag, to take on the might of the holy 10". The Devilina one, determined in her efforts, and under different circumstances would be welcomed to the Order of Pervitude but the Sisters were most displeased

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Oh my days, Sisters and Acolytes! Never before have I witnessed such sheer beauty as I did briefly last night! The Lad wiggling his derriere for all the world (and sisterhood) to see. I need to lie down. Preferably with The Lord on top of me. I wonder if this can be arranged...ARSE,Tennant x

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SistersI know that there are many and varied things to be said about our Lord of the Red Nose on the 40" altar last night, but if I may make a number of observations:1. The SuitOMG! the white pinstripe suit was GENIUS!. Gok Wan could have done no better. I think they must have sewn him into it because it fitted so tightly and beautifully. (*another pair of bloomers just self combusted thinking

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-31647546685794328562009-03-13T20:56:00.002Z2009-03-13T21:06:12.924Z

Tonight, Sisters, an upsetting sight was played out before my-and your- very eyes. Our Lord the 10" (looking glorious by the way) was pounced upon by the Big Sister, Davina McCallmeaslag. This may have all happened in the name of charidee but I still believe Holy Jihad should be called upon her sorry head. I am horribly vexed. Our Lord was misguided and should be brought before us for his

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In this holy week leading up to the day of the red nose, many a time my mind has wondered to unholy thoughts- concentrating soley on what outfit Our Lord will don this coming Friday eve. My thoughts have rested almost certainly on the Red Velvet(above) , which accentates the 10" to all its glory. I just wondered if any other Sister or Acolyte would care to express an opinion. As you can tell I am

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Sisters, Acolytes and sundry perves who stumbled here by accident,I am writing this week with great news of joy and wonderment. The Sisters of Pervitude blog officially comes of age this month. The blog was born late on that fateful drunken night of the 18 March 2008 after a difficult labour with many exchanges of *should I?*; *go for it*; *i might get arrested*; *who cares*; *OMG you really did

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-37076689008733151122009-03-05T11:41:00.007Z2009-03-05T12:28:06.838Z

SistersWhen I first heard this song, visions of our Time Lord *praise be his name and ten-inch* swam into my mind and I was inspired as if by a muse, to compile this video in his honour. His Sex is indeed on fire... though sadly not firing in our direction as of yet. This day we have had snow in the deep South West and I am confined to the prayer house rather than being able to preach to the

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-80628237971260034722009-03-01T23:26:00.002Z2009-03-01T23:55:46.456Z

Good Evening AcolytesThe Sisters have returned from celebrating the Holy day of St David of the Gorgeousness. We spent many hours contemplating the wise words our Lord,(praise be upon his name and 10") who read the sermon from the book of Shakespeare. Sister C has posted the link for you to hear in an earlier post. A new vision had also been found of our love when he was just a wee lad, who is

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SistersThe Lord has graced us with a reading from the most sacred text of the Bard himself this weekend.May I suggest that all Sisters and Acolytes and anyone of a nervous disposition should remove shoes, loosen tight clothing and divest themselves of bloomers before listening to this work of such beauty from our Lord *praise be his name and teninch*There is little left to say except OMFG!!!

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-27987662790499801712009-02-28T18:15:00.002Z2009-02-28T18:20:48.363Z

T'other side certainly has it's uses...for today I have come across a glorious sight... Our Lord papped over 10 years ago. Yes, he may well resemble George Harrison, but I think you will agree Sisters this picture is still Wet Bloomer-worthy. I am now off to serve various ales and spirits as a Maid of the Bar in my local public house but shall take this wonderous vision away with me. Worship,

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Dear Sisters, Acolytes and all followers in pervitudeCarole has sent the Sisters the following picture which appeared some while ago now when the Time Lord *praise be his name and 10"* took to the beach. We will gloss over the 'who' accompanied Him and concentrate soley on the vision which beheld the other sun-worshippers that glorious day.We can see that the Lord is relaxed as he is comfortable

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-82800864370693512122009-02-13T22:34:00.004Z2009-02-14T14:44:35.185Z

Sisters et al,The Lord has chosen to test my faith this week. I hope that I did well in my dealing with the series of trials and tribulations that he sent to me over the last days. If more trials continue into next week, I will know that I am not yet the complete Sister of Pervitude that the Lord wants of me. On the other hand, if the trials cease and my world returns to some semblance of

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-17555887741917134002009-02-13T20:51:00.002Z2009-02-13T20:57:54.077Z

I was searching T'other side this evening after wise words from Sister Chastity that pics of The Lad in Dubai had surfaced. And, behold what wonders have appeared!! With my spatula in hand I perused the visions on screen with growing pleasure...and dampening bloomers. The fact that The Deadender also features did not put me off, nor should it you, Sisters. Praise be to The Lord our 10".Worship,

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It's been a very quiet week on The Lad front....yet I have used this time to reflect and concentrate on my duties to the Sisterhood. I have been scavving for yet more wonderous visions of The Lad and have watched nearly all of Series 4 of the Lord Of Times adventures... having to replace many a pair of destroyed bloomers along the way. I hope I am pleasing my fellow Sisters, who I have the upmost

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-52287489183021514742009-02-09T20:08:00.006Z2009-02-09T20:24:36.049Z

Greetings Acolytes and fellow Sisters!May I extend warmest wishes from the Altar of the 10"! I have been negligent in my blogging in recent times as I am still recovering from meeting and speaking to our Great Lord 10" back in November. I seem to have spent many days since in dutiful contemplation of this great vision, which generally results in my needing to spend more time in confession for my

Sister Burnaholeinmyknickershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12930415998169848293noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-89036004367472345222009-02-09T19:55:00.002Z2009-02-09T20:05:47.944Z

Today, at my place of work, I was told it was frowned upon to have a pic of the Lord our 10" on my locker as it is deemed inappropiate and unnecessary by the manager of our district. Am I not allowed to share my religious views with the world? Should I be held in the minority because I worship a man who can make even the sturdiest woman's bloomers explode? I of course took the poster down, only

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To all AcolytesI have noticed that we have had a number of new Acolytes join in the last few weeks, so I thought it about time that we held another induction/initiation ceremony to formally welcome you into the Sisterhood.Firstly some formal introductions:Sister Shagwell and Sister Chastity: The Sisters of the Inner Sanctum. We live to serve the (Time) Lord *praise be his name and 10"* and cater

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-71268144466006462082009-02-08T18:37:00.003Z2009-02-08T18:44:27.316Z

...and I have scavved today with the best of them!! I am pleased to share my finds with the Sisterhood...pics of Our Lord, the 10". Some you may have witnessed before...others you may not. But please worship His greatness.Godspeed, Sisters.Tennant.

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-25600346149631113322009-02-07T19:02:00.002Z2009-02-07T19:05:10.314Z

As a proud Sister of Pervitude I would like the Sisterhood to know I am now on Twitter...where my followers are increasing by the day. I feature this blog and promise to spread the good word of the Lad.... praise be to the 10". Please follow me too Sisters and everyone else- my alias is Liza Carlisle.Thanks, Sisters.Tennant.

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-82073156634743932812009-02-07T15:22:00.002Z2009-02-07T15:34:12.368Z

Well Sisters and others,What a week I have had. The South - West which normally doesnt see any white stuff for decades at a time has come to resemble Switzerland this year and driving to work and back has been equivalent to climbing the Mattahorn every day. My only solace has been my pervy thoughts of being stranded in the snow with the Lord *praise be his name and 10"* next to me in the front

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-12582050357486283922009-02-01T16:17:00.005Z2009-02-01T17:13:42.076Z

Dearly PervertedLet us pray for the soiled soul of dear Sister C, who will be indoctrinated into the mysterious world known as Local Authority where she will begin her tireless work to reform the workforce using the might of the Lord 10" (praise be upon his name and 10"). It is hoped that Sister C has now cleansed her soul after the weekend celebration being dis-connexted, and that the local

Sister Shagwellhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05144749531815563949noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-48924485428386334212009-02-01T15:57:00.003Z2009-02-01T16:05:50.121Z

It is truly a great day to be a member of the Sisterhood when I have such wonderous and new sights to bestow upon my fellow pervers. I have come across yet more pics of the Lord our 10" playing around with red balls and striking poses which has left many of us not worthy of the greatness that is The Lad. Worship, Sisters.Tennant.x

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-3272587061460712722009-01-29T19:54:00.004Z2009-01-29T20:31:30.940Z

It is with great pleasure I can inform the Sisterhood that our saviour will be hosting his own slot on Comic Relief on the day of the Red Nose. This takes place on the 13th March from 7pm. No news yet on what time He will be appearing, but have spare bloomers at the ready. On discussion of what attire Our Lord should wear, after a discussion with one of my fellow Sisters- Sister Shagwell- we

Sister Tobleronehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12618423890875900076noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-37271965994029204582009-01-26T13:39:00.002Z2009-01-26T13:49:56.354Z

I was happily doing my duty to the Sisterhood last eve when I came across these rare and sensuous sights... Our Lord the 10" (praise be) in a play he starred in back in the year of our 10" 2005- Look back in anger. I had to share my finds with the Sisterhood...and what finds they are! (Apologies in advance for any Wet Bloomerage.) Enjoy and worship, Sisters.Tennant.x

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SistersAs you can see the blog has a new pic for 2009 showing a Sister bowing down before the greatness that is the Lord *praise be his name and 10"*The picture was scavvied by Sister Toblerone and i am assured that she will post other rare and beautiful objects from the same precious collection shortly.Onward and upwards SistersTennant x

Sister Chastitynoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2470909194582500468.post-33122031168879010412009-01-23T22:33:00.008Z2009-01-24T16:51:04.292Z

New pictures have come to light of Our Lord with a new companion...or as my Sisters and I have come to call her... The Deadender. After the article in the scriptures today made by Time Lord number 5 depicting the Child to be a love sick teenager I'm not surprised Our Lord has run into the arms of another whore... sorry....no, whore is about right. A modern day Mary Magdalene. From the pictures I

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